God's Dev. Blog for World 2.0

Adding two new primary colors "resrido and snall"
Users Jesus and tesla have been permabanned from the server for hacking
Harder bosses (fires can now start anywhere at anytime)
White people nerfed for gameplay balance
There are new spawn points--no longer exclusively vaginas.
Attribute selector and new character creation menu will now come up after unprotected sex
Save available from World menu. No more playing for 80 years and losing it all.
Fried foods no longer have poison effect. They now restore health and add one point to dex.
After much consideration (and bitching), we will be undoing the changes made during the Great Enlightenment update and putting magic back in. ...but also plague.