Louis Farrakhan Says Something

I know many of you may be confused by Louis Farrakhan's recent remarks regarding the H1N1 virus. Never fear, dapperstache is here, above all else, to consume such information and elucidate.

"The Earth can't take 6.5 billion people. We just can't feed that many. So what are you going to do? Kill as many as you can."
-- Farrakhan is saying here only that many of the people on the earth should be killed. This is because it is impossible to feed the number of people that are, at this time, currently being fed. He is also suggesting that the Earth is annoyed by the many people on it.

"We have to develop a science that kills them and makes it look as though they died from some disease,"
-- For this goal, he believes that the ideal implement is a method of killing that appears to be but is not, in fact, disease. Because traditional science may not be up to the task of constructing this bizarre psuedo-disease, Farrakhan calls for the creation of a new science--presumably one with far more killing. Working with the audience he will bring about this new academic field and with it supplant the science currently in place.